Pau Gasol gives an air hug to his teammate Andrew Bynum, mindful that a traditional hug could injure him.

Picture Joakim Noah of the Chicago Bulls and Pau Gasol of the Los Angeles Lakers try for an ugly rebound.

Picture "Oh, yeah. There are some beautiful women in Europe. But American girls have amazing jugs."

Picture Funny NBA Finals Urinal

Detroit really does know how to get under the skin of opponents…

Picture "Relax, man. A lot of people are going to tell you your wife is ugly. You can't let it get you every time. Relax."

Picture David Stern presents Kobe Bryant with a diamond-encrusted ring to apologize for sleeping around on him.