"If you must know, I'm checking hockey scores, okay? It's been ten straight minutes of timeouts and foul shots. I'm bored. Stop being a dick abou

Picture David Stern presents Kobe Bryant with a diamond-encrusted ring to apologize for sleeping around on him.

Picture NBA commissioner David Stern is excited to meet the world's largest magical fairy.

Picture Skate To The Head

There's no way that doesn't hurt even with a helmet.

Picture Camel Toe Hockey Team

You wedge some, you lose some.

Picture Sexual Last Name

"That's it, Hiscock's going in the penalty box!"