Dirk Nowitzki leaves the San Antonio Spurs mascot hanging on a sieg heil.

Picture Nash And Nowitzki Hammered

A Canadian and a German walk into a bar…

Picture Tim Duncan does his large, extremely boring guy trapped in a box routine.

Picture Birthday signs mean the most when people who can't even spell take the time to write them.

Picture Tim Duncan of Los Spurs tries to honor Latinos by hitting el jumper.

Picture Yugoslavian Shocker

This is their country's symbol for peace, and the shocker, too.