He must have read about it on InfoWars.com/NCAAF.
Picture Oregon Ducks VW Bug Car
Unfortunately, the car catches fire if it travels near the BCS title game.
O-H! I-Owe the city money on parking tickets.
He got so drunk he gave away two million free pizzas.
Maybe it's time for them to secede again. And Hawaii's statehood is revoked, too.