Carmelo Anthony relaxes before his game against the Utah Jazz by playing with a human spine.

Picture "Relax, man. A lot of people are going to tell you your wife is ugly. You can't let it get you every time. Relax."

Picture Denver Nuggets coach Adrian Dantley gets robbed at gunpoint by former UNLV and NBA star Stacey Augmon.

Picture Yugoslavian Shocker

This is their country's symbol for peace, and the shocker, too.

Picture Player Distracted By Cleavage

Get a good look, Costanza?

Picture Headless Basketball Player

I can't believe they were dribbling his head that whole game.