The Dreams of the USA Basketball Team

Picture Anthony Davis Loses to Armenian Wrestler in Olympic Unibrow-Off

In wrestling, it's legal to grab someone by the unibrow.

Picture Spanish Basketball Fan Enjoying Some Sort of Wiener

Picture Camelo Anthony is Not a Productive Basketball Player

He would have scored, but Carmelo Anthony hogged the ball.

Picture James Harden Has Ankles Broken by a Nigerian Basketball Player

In his defense, he might be diving.

Picture USA Basketball Riding Segways, Y'all!

It's decided. The 1992 Dream Team was better.