Best fan. Worst patient.
Picture Sad Braves Fan
Bad umpiring is forcing him to try to remove his brain.
Who ah the fackin' Dahwjuhs?
Picture Red Sox Virgin
It's because she's the kind of girl you want to take home to mom.
Picture Bill Buckner Mets Jersey
The only response to this is for a Boston fan to wear a jersey that says "All of the Mets Players" with almost every year as the number.