Chicago Blackhawks right wing Marian Hossa lifts the prestigious I'm No Longer A Punchline Trophy.

Picture After a defeat in Game 4, the Chicago Blackhawk refuses to make eye contact with Stanley Cup curse Marian Hossa.

Picture Thanks to the refs missing blatant too many men on the ice and high-sticking penalties, the Blackhawks won Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals.

Picture A Chicago Blackhawks fan takes the name of her Dodge Spirit far too literally.

Picture Flyers defenseman Chris Pronger is taunted by Chicago Blackhawks fans, none of whom are writers for Second City.

Picture Skate To The Head

There's no way that doesn't hurt even with a helmet.