Celtics and Lakers players react in horror upon seeing the leather basketball's inflation valve is an actual cow anus.

Picture Anti - Celtics Wikipedia Vandalism

I guess we know what Paul Pierce was up to after the Celtics lost.

Picture Funny NBA Finals Urinal

Detroit really does know how to get under the skin of opponents…

Picture "Relax, man. A lot of people are going to tell you your wife is ugly. You can't let it get you every time. Relax."

Picture David Stern presents Kobe Bryant with a diamond-encrusted ring to apologize for sleeping around on him.

Picture Thomas the Tank Engine admires the fine cargo of a Lakers' cheerleader.