NBA commissioner David Stern is excited to meet the world's largest magical fairy.

Picture David Stern presents Kobe Bryant with a diamond-encrusted ring to apologize for sleeping around on him.

Picture "If you must know, I'm checking hockey scores, okay? It's been ten straight minutes of timeouts and foul shots. I'm bored. Stop being a dick abou

Picture Yugoslavian Shocker

This is their country's symbol for peace, and the shocker, too.

Picture Player Distracted By Cleavage

Get a good look, Costanza?

Picture Headless Basketball Player

I can't believe they were dribbling his head that whole game.