Shaquille O'Neal announced today that he is signing with Nike.

Picture Shaq vs. Earl Boykins

My money's on Shaq's knee.

Picture CollegeHumor 'Shaq Retires' Prank

Behold! The power of the Internet… and lying.

Picture Shaq's New Nickname

He's finally ready to admit that he's Irish.

Picture Despite his intense hunger, Shaquille O'Neal found the taste of his mouthpiece somewhat displeasing.

Picture Free agent Shaquille O'Neal auditioned for the Boston Celtics yesterday.