Nationals Fever Has Not Claimed Everyone

Picture The Worst Graphic in the History of Sports Media

Challenge: Try to find anything that's right.

Picture "Clown Question, Bro" Comes to Jeopardy

Don't get it wrong: Alex Trebeck is a hip cat.

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Picture Stephen Strasburg's Expiration Tattoo

If he smells okay, he can probably still pitch.

Picture Fat Brewers Pitcher Taunted by Ad

It's not like he wouldn't happily drink one on the mound.