Picture Capitals Fans > Tim Thomas
Unfortunately for them, Thomas > Capitals.
Picture Sand Tim Thomas
He will block harmful UV rays from reaching you.
Picture Papa John: Not a Big NHL Fan
He's probably still drunk from Louisville's national title.
Picture Alexander Ovechkin Face
It's treasured as much as Game 7s come Stanley Cup playoffs season.
That, or he just continues to not give a crap about defense/half the sport of hockey.