Shaq's bedtime binky? His penis.

Picture Free agent Shaquille O'Neal auditioned for the Boston Celtics yesterday.

Picture Shaq vs. Earl Boykins

My money's on Shaq's knee.

Picture CollegeHumor 'Shaq Retires' Prank

Behold! The power of the Internet… and lying.

Picture Anti - Celtics Wikipedia Vandalism

I guess we know what Paul Pierce was up to after the Celtics lost.

Picture Shaq's New Nickname

He's finally ready to admit that he's Irish.