Feel Free to Murder Pregnant Red Sox Fans on the NYC Subway

Picture Red Sox-Yankees ... It's a Twitter Douche-Off

Really, any Twitter feuds are douche-offs.

Picture Worst Woman Ever Likes the Yankees and Red Sox

Let's just hope she's blind.

Picture This is Roger Clemens' mugshot or maybe he took a job as a substitute teacher and this is his yearbook photo.

Picture 58 Year-Old Al Roker Looks Like a Toddler in a Yankees Uniform

Let's hope he didn't shart the pants.

Picture Maryland: The Naive State

They're really going to be upset when it breaks that Cal Ripken, Jr. took roids.