You know the saying: mess with the bull by hitting him with two banderillas, get one of the horns right up your rectum.

Picture For his next bull fight, this matador has been listed as: Questionable (horn through the mouth).

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This is the most factual Snapple fact ever.

Picture A giant Chicago Bears inflatable deflates and dies after being struck by an overthrown Jay Cutler pass.

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Why is Keanu Reeves sitting on the USC bench?

Picture "Ouch-y. The booing makes my ear parts sad."