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Picture Danica Patrick Definitely Needs Car Insurance

You see, she's marketable because she's mildly attractive and sometimes finishes races.

Picture Danica Patrick Arm Tattoo

He also has Freddy Adu, Anna Kournikova and Michelle Wie tattoos.

Picture In an unfortunate scheduling mistake, a team of confused gynecologists looks under Danica Patrick's hood, while inside the garage her excited crew chi

Picture NASCAR Now Courting the Adult Film Audience

Danica Patrick should file a harassment lawsuit.

Picture IndyCar Crowns Danica Patrick Indianapolis 500 Champion

It's not safe making jokes at 225 mph.