Ryan Braun is All Like: "Wha, Brah?"

Picture Kinko's Now Promoting its Urine-Shipping Services

Kinko's is the one endorsement deal that Ryan Braun may still get.

Picture Wisconsin, Minnesota ... Same Thing

Who cares what shape their state is? This is sports, not geography, you nerd.

Picture She Loves Ryan Braun and Giving Her Personal Info Away

A second date gets you her social security number. (via Midwest Sports Fans)

Picture Little Mac and King Hippo delight fans with a bout at the All-Star Home Run Derby.

Picture Fat Brewers Pitcher Taunted by Ad

It's not like he wouldn't happily drink one on the mound.