All of the honking actually blew out Greg Oden's eardrums.
She (he?) will wake up if the P.A. plays Slayer.
Chances are he dislocates his shoulder taking that shirt off.
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Can't be worse than his time with the Cavaliers and Celtics.
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He comes from a tough day care center.