Picture Duke Players Are As Cool As Ever
He's Shelden Williams sexy.
It's definitely better than this game, which never even made it into stores:
Unfortunately he's a goalie.
The pathetic performance calls into question Jong-un's ability to lead the Communist nation, which had been headed for 18 years by Jong-il and earned much pride over the seemingly impossible athletic exploits of their miniature dictator.
"I was very happy with my round," said Jong-un. "You always feel like you've left a few shots out there a putt or two here and there, a bad drive or something but that's the way golf is. A 64 is a good score."
But after signing his scorecard, a coup was attempted by one of Pyongyang National's maintenance workers.
Picture The Tiger Woods Family Game
It's been on sale for the last year.
#1 Crab Soccer
Yet for some reason, crab soccer is awesome. What could be better than seeing a bunch of kids crabwalk around on all fours, trying to kick a ball? The fundamentals are no worse than in actual youth soccer, and the kids get the fun benefit of occasionally stomping on each other's fingers or kicking someone in the face. In fact, we're pretty sure we could talk ourselves into getting excited for the Crab World Cup every four years.
#2 Getting Hit in the Face with a Dodgeball
What sort of monstrous coach would make you keep playing after you took a dodgeball to the mouth? That would be downright cruel. No, better to hit the showers, then sit out for the rest of the day. Relax, unwind, have a snack, read a magazine, and laugh at all those poor bastards who didn't have the good fortune to be hit in the face with a rubber ball.
*Unless you wore glasses, in which case your face was covered in lacerations.
They stole this play from the ending of every "Friday Night Lights" episode.
One is for nightmares, the other is for daymares.