News Jimmie Johnson Thanks Jesus for NASCAR Title After Inking Sponsorship Deal With Jesus
"First of all, I want to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ," said Johnson, standing in victory lane and holding up a Bible. "I couldn't have done it without Him. I have appreciated His support since Day 1. He's a great partner."
Johnson then held up a bottle of Vitamin Water and gave a similar testimony about their impact on his successful season.
"And to the folks at Vitamin Water, you're the best," Johnson exclaimed. "You quench my thirst, you nurture my body and my soul."
Picture Matt Ryan May Want to Consider Wiping Better
Preventing skid marks is usually the last thing young quarterbacks learn.
Link An Interview with a Legendary Baseball Card Photographer
It's a lost American art. Like Garbage Pail Kids.
Picture Eli Manning's Post-Fumble Face
He also looked like this in his high school graduation photo.
Picture Red Sox Fan Brian Apparently Has Interests Other Than Baseball
It could be a dildo. It could be Dustin Pedroia's bat. Who knows.
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Link Lindsey Vonn Would Like You To See Her Hoo-Ha
She should have been Sharon Stone in "If These Walls Could Talk 2."
