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December 14, 2010

Opinion Accurate NFL Playbooks

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Filed Under   NFL
December 14, 2010

News Michigan Loses Top Recruit Who's More Interested in Being a Leader Than a Legend

Big Ten Legends Division member Michigan lost one of its top 2011 recruits today when prep receiver Michael Tyrell announced he instead will play for Illinois of the Leaders Division.

"Much of being a legend is about fame," said Tyrell. "And while that's great, fame doesn't necessarily leave a positive impact on the world. Leaders do. So I wanted to play for a team that is associated with leaders. Let those other teams worry about being legends."

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Filed Under   NCAAF   NCAAB
December 17, 2010

Video Hawaii Marching Band Does Cool, Un-Marching-Band-Like Thing

That football player is a bit skinny, though. They should give it steroids next time.

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Filed Under   NCAAF   Hawaii Rainbows
December 14, 2010

Picture Will Muschamp Has a Long Way to Go to Prove Himself to the People of Vermont

Whereas the good citizens of Idaho are mixed on his prospects.

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Filed Under   NCAAF   Florida Gators   Will Muschamp
December 14, 2010

News Brett Favre Dies of Shoulder Sprain

NFL legend Brett Favre passed away on Monday of a painful shoulder sprain that caused numbness in his hand and left him unable to start a football game. Favre is survived by a wife, two daughters, a grandchild, numerous NFL records and countless grieving and devoted members of the football media.

It was hoped Favre could pull through as late as Sunday when a snowstorm wrecked the Metrodome and pushed his team's scheduled game back a day. But during pregame warm-ups on the field in Detroit, the hand numbness was discovered and the decision was made to pull the plug.

"I didn't think I could function good enough to help us win," said Favre, in what were his final words.

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Filed Under   NFL   Brett Favre   Minnesota Vikings
December 17, 2010

Opinion Your Favorite Team Says A Lot About You

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Filed Under   NBA   MLB   NFL   NHL

Poll The Big Ten has named its new divisions Legends and Leaders. (Really.) What should they have named them?

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Filed Under   NCAAF   NCAAB
December 13, 2010

Picture Appalachian State Fan Has BCS-Quality Back Hair

Great font selection. (via mocksession)

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December 13, 2010

News Al-Qaeda Claims Responsibility for Metrodome Deflation

Al Qaeda has claimed responsibility for Sunday's deflation of the Metrodome, which resulted in the scheduled game between the Giants and Vikings being moved to Detroit's Ford Field on Monday Night.

Mustafa Abu Yazid, a leader of the terrorist organization, said in a 40-second video that the attack was in response to the "legacy of debauchery left behind by the Zionist Favre."

The stadium's roof was originally reported to have collapsed under the weight of heavy snowfall, but Yazid's claims dispute this, arguing that it was actually sunny and warm in Minneapolis and that a remote explosive device caused the damage.

"The transgressions of Favre, the Vikings organization, the NFC, and their many Jewish allies have too long gone unpunished. Before sunrise we struck mercilessly, giving fat, slovenly Americans one fewer venue for indulging in their barbarian sport," said Yazid, while affixing a bomb to an adorable lamb.

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Filed Under   NFL   Minnesota Vikings