That's attempted murder when someone is that old.
"It's a horrible scene," said a witness. "There's blood and mustache fragments everywhere."
Texans fans are worse at spelling than the Texans are at football.
No, it wasn't PhotoShopped.
They also think the Georgia Bulldogs are the best team in the SEC.
Picture Florida Gators Fan Is So Meta
It's funny because it's true. (via @bubbaprog)
He doesn't teach Women's Studies at Stanford. (via Deadspin)