Picture Bears Fans Are Hot
He's got a neck like Jay Cutler. (via @bubbaprog)
I don't get it. Why is he wearing a shirt? I think he'd be naked by now.
January 14, 2011 Column
Tweet of the Week
Cell phones on Revis Island have Twitter, but no clocks
From @Revis24 AKA New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis
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January 13, 2011 Column
The Gym: Issue #5
Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious at the gym? Send your submissions to OverheardSP at gmail. Or submit for future editions about games, tailgates and sports bars.
Every January, legions of out-of-shape people flock to their neighborhood gym in a half-baked attempt to lose weight.
Last week, a 350-pound, stark naked man-ape who just completed his post-workout shower was "flossing" between his legs with a towel. To make matters worse, he was enthusiastically gyrating his hips like Elvis Presley.
And he was standing right smack dab in the middle of the locker room.
Gym patrons had no choice but to look at this dude's repulsively unattractive body as they rounded the corner into the locker room. One gym regular entered the locker room, yelped, and let out a vociferous, "Duuuuude!"
I have a feeling we will never see Mr. Double Stuff ever again.
This wouldn't count as being "overheard" at the gym, I suppose. But yesterday I saw two people f*cking in one of the locker room showers. Work those abs!
And genitals, too!
A kid I went to high school with just moved back into the area and joined my gym. In high school he was a rich, spoiled douche bag (his dad is a big-time local attorney) and it seems he still is. He was meeting the the gym's sales rep guy about his membership paperwork and HAD HIS DAD SWING BY THE GYM TO READ THROUGH IT. You know, because you need a high-priced attorney to read over the 1-page Planet Fitness gym membership contract. Once a douche, always a douche.