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Poll Who is the best team in college basketball?

• Ohio State -- Jared Sullinger is the best Ohio State big man since the late Greg Oden
• Kansas -- the team is motivated to make a long NCAA Tournament run in order to spend more time not in Kansas
• PITT -- the program has taken the next step since requiring all of its players to remove their ACLs to be like DeJuan Blair
• Duke -- they are the defending national champs, are balanced offensively and defensively and did you see that they just got killed by St. John's? That was awesome.
• San Diego State -- I would make a case for them but I was at a party on campus last night and I have a major hangover and would prefer to just sleep right now
• Texas -- they'll never be as important as the football team, but give them this: some of their players could make good football players if they weren't such pussies
• BYU -- they're not so much a team as they are just Jimmer Fredette, but the other four guys in matching uniforms do an outstanding job of staying out of his way