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February 21, 2011

News Dunk Champion Wows Judges By Dunking His Own Kidney

Los Angeles Clippers rookie Blake Griffin brought some creativity and originality back to the NBA Slam Dunk Contest by being the first player in the contest's history to slam one of his own organs through the rim.

Griffin's kidney was removed in a dramatic pre-dunk scene in which TNT host Kenny Smith cut the organ out of Griffin's side while a choir dressed as zombies moaned in the background. Then, with his left side still open with blood and entrails pouring out, Griffin took his kidney from Smith, held it above his head to the delight of the roaring crowd, and then took two steps and dunked the organ, smashing it to the floor below.

The judges gave it perfect 10s, except for Julius Irving, who scored it a 9.

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Filed Under   NBA   Los Angeles Clippers   Blake Griffin
February 25, 2011

Picture The Most Terrifying Goalie Mask Ever

Even Jason would be freaked out by this.

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Filed Under   NHL   Montreal Canadiens   Carey Price
February 25, 2011

Opinion The SI Swimsuit Edition Is Finally Giving Helpful Swimsuit Advice

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Filed Under   media   misc
February 18, 2011

Video Adorable Taekwondo

They're adorable enough to punch.

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February 18, 2011

News Vince Young: "I'm running low on the money I saved for the NFL lockout"

Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young says he has all but run out of the money he had socked away for the NFL lockout, admitting he might be open to taking whatever deal the NFL owners currently have on the table.

"Hey, they win," said Young. "I can't wait this out any longer. I am almost out of money. I saved up, but this has drawn on too long. I need to get paid again."

Young says he hasn't been paid in "almost two weeks," but seemed completely unaware that the lockout has not started yet and can't until March 4th at the earliest when the current collective bargaining agreement expires.

Titans general manager Mike Reinfeldt confirmed that while the team plans to trade or release Young, the quarterback still has been receiving his paycheck via direct deposit into his checking account every two weeks.

"I don't really think this has anything to do with the lockout," said Reinfeldt. "Vince usually comes to me every two weeks and says he needs cash. Unfortunately, he's not the only player who's almost out of money."

Running back Chris Johnson has reportedly been trading his extra jet skis for food, while wide receiver Marc Mariani has been trying to rent himself out around Nashville to catch footballs at birthday parties, car dealerships and charity car washes.

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February 18, 2011

Video Australian Sports Anchor Has Tiny Penis

I am tired of the Australian sports anchor small penis stereotype.

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Filed Under   media
February 17, 2011

Opinion Now Watson the IBM "Jeopardy!" Computer is Talking Trash

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