The guy had to expect to be hit by an errant Eli Manning pass anyway.
Champ Kind approves of this shirt.
Philly police are just happy to be somplace where no one is getting murdered.
The lead truck's driver was given a note to hand to Baltimore's mayor:
"Dear Baltimore You can have the Colts back. Sorry about taking them before. Please do not return them. All the best! Sincerely, Mayor Gregory Ballard and the People of Indianapolis."
Baltimore's mayor read the note with a blank expression.
"I don't know what to think," said Baltimore mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake. "A lot of people still wish the Colts were here, so they'll be happy about this. But we have the Ravens now. This city isn't big enough to support two NFL teams."
Indianapolis Mayor Ballard said that should not be an issue: "The Colts are not currently an NFL-quality team. But Indianapolis hopes to get an NFL team again someday."
After 204,869 votes from more than 50 mascot options, here is who you determined to be the 25 Worst College Mascots.
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#25 Saluki: Southern Illinois
"Saluki" is an Egyptian term that probably means "dog with a really bad weave."
#24 Gaylord the Camel: Campbell University
Your mascot is a Gaylord.
The Forever Alone Football look for it at a depressing toy store near you.