Video Drunk Phillies Fan Branded with Hot Spatula (mildly NSFW)
Spatula stamps are the new tramp stamps.
Opinion 10 Hilarious Old-Timey Sports Ads
Yogi Berra and Mickey Mantle for Yoo-Hoo
No doubt Yogi Berra had a great Yogiism about his teammate fellating a kids' drink.
Opinion Famous Augusta National Landmarks and Your Local Public Course Equivalents
Augusta National: A challenging run of holes on the back 9 — holes 11, 12 and 13 — made famous on television by picturesque azaleas and dogwoods in bloom.
Your Course: That par-4 on the back-corner of the course that has a sharp dog-leg because the course designer ran out of real estate when the hole butted up against the interstate. On the other side of the highway there is a pentecostal church with a big, neon JESUS SAVES sign that you hear humming on the green (when there isn't heavy truck traffic that drowns it out).
Augusta National: A Loblolly Pine some 210 yards off the 17th tee that President Eisenhower, an Augusta member, frequently hit with his drives.
Your Course: The dead pine some 10 yards off the 7th tee which your buddy Dave Eisenhower always takes a leak on.
Link 20 Greatest First Pitch Fails in Baseball History
You are bad at pitching and everyone is watching!
Video Cycling Becomes Entertaining with Hilarious Crashes
What idiot put a road sign on road?
News Chicago Abuzz as Derrick Rose Returns Netflix Rental
His team, the Chicago Bulls, shared the city's joy.
"We can't wait to see what he'll rent next. It's been a while," said Bulls general manager Gar Forman. "We're all excited. Maybe he'll start watching Breaking Bad?"
Forman added, "I don't want to speculate, but if the mail gets there fast enough, he could have the new DVD in time for Saturday's game against the Orlando Magic. I think all of us would like to see that."
The 6-foot-3 point guard, who held on to the DVD for several months, has been difficult to pin down recently. Off the record, team officials have said he's been unable to find time to watch the movie while at the same time unable to return it as well.
