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VIDEO: Bartolo Colon’s Warm Up Routine is Just What You’d Expect

Cherish this beautiful man while we have him. Even a body of that quality can’t last forever. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Peyton Manning Dancing to “Rocky Top” and/or Having a Seizure

Looks like Peyton audibled from dancing to seizure early on. Continue Reading →
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Maryland, Rutgers Learn Big Ten Membership Just a Cruel Prank: “You didn’t really think we liked you, did you?”

Representatives of the Maryland and Rutgers athletic departments were seen crying and running from the opening of Big Ten media days this morning when they discovered that their supposed ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Will Muschamp Poses with “I LOVE BIG SACKS” Gators Fan Lady

SCROTUMS didn’t fit on the shirt, I guess. Continue Reading →
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Quiz: Are You Reading an NFL Training Camp Article?

1. Is there a mention of a late-round draft pick who is really wowing people and may just become an NFL great?  Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Rockies Announcers Are Sick of the Rockies Being Terrible

Colorado Rockies: 2011-present … Did I just witness that? Continue Reading →
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Report: Eagles Worried DeSean Jackson Will Order a Training Camp Drive-By

Members of the Philadelphia Eagles front office are reportedly growing increasingly concerned that former Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson could order a shooting at their training ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Denver Sportscaster Gets Off Zinger About … Alzheimers Disease?

It’s funny because Pat Bowlen has a brain disease. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Steve Spurrier says he “went into the players locker room … and intentionally jerked a bunch of them off”

Steve Spurrier is allowed to jerk a bunch of players off as long as they are okay with it. Continue Reading →
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Roger Goodell’s Wife Too Scared to Tell Him She Thinks He Went Easy on Ray Rice

Jane Skinner, the former FOX News host and current wife of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, has told friends she is angry over the two-game suspension her husband handed down to Ravens ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Watch Ryan Raburn Make One of the Worst Throws Ever

The Indians have Wild Thing back, but now he’s an outfielder. Continue Reading →
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Jay Cutler Takes Long Drag on Cigarette, Sighs, Steps Onto Practice Field

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler begrudgingly began another football season today when he took a long, slow drag on his cigarette and snuffed it out on the ground with his foot ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Yadier Molina Leaves Crackers on Home Plate for Jose Molina

The fat brother always gets picked on. Continue Reading →