PICTURE: Awkward Brady Hoke Awkwardly Listens to New Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh

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VIDEO: Every ’90s Commercial Ever

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God Apologies to Russell Wilson: “I didn’t think I needed to tell you to run Marshawn Lynch from the 1″

Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson was visibly upset after his team failed to win Super Bowl XLIX Sunday night, due in no small part to Wilson’s interception at the goal ... Continue Reading →

Rob Gronkowski Pretending He’s Drunk and Shirtless at 4 AM Because His Team Won the Super Bowl

New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has been partying non-stop since the Patriots won the Super Bowl Sunday night, an accomplishment a drunk Gronkowski said of this morning ... Continue Reading →

Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady: “I’m going to keep living my completely awesome life that’s better than Disneyland”

Super Bowl XLIX MVP Tom Brady slightly altered the traditional MVP winner’s line of “I’m going to Disneyland!” Sunday night by announcing that he will instead ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Gregg Popovich Takes Boris Diaw’s Half-Court Shot in the Head

Popovich probably didn’t mind. He seems like a happy-go-lucky sort. – – – – – Continue Reading →

Honest NFL Headlines: Super Bowl

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Flowchart: Did You Watch the Greatest Super Bowl EVER?!?!

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Patriots Win Record Fourth Asterisked Super Bowl

The New England Patriots successfully won another asterisked Super Bowl against the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX, the franchise’s record fourth forever-tarnished championship. ... Continue Reading →
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Postgame (Idiot) Reporter Questions for Marshawn Lynch

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VIDEO: Seahawks Punter Jon Ryan Attended the “University of Vagina”

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The 7 Pieces of Furniture at Every Super Bowl Party

Chances are you’re attending a Super Bowl party. And while every party has different kinds of people, as humans are like unique snowflakes, almost every Super Bowl party has ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Rob Gronkowski and Marshawn Lynch Playing “Mortal Kombat X” with Conan

Beast Mode is a good name for a video game. Continue Reading →

The 2014–15 NBA Facial Hair And On-Court Accoutrements Power Rankings

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SportsPickle’s Complete Super Bowl XLIX Coverage

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Patriots Fire Longtime Director of Football Cheating

The New England Patriots today announced they have parted ways with David Granger, the team’s Director of Football Cheating since 2000, and the man thought by many to be the ... Continue Reading →

Marshawn Lynch’s Single-Minded Focus on Football Causing a Distraction at the Super Bowl

Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch has been generated countless headlines this week for wanting to focus on Sunday’s Super Bowl game.  Continue Reading →

God to Handle Play-Calling Duties for Seahawks in the Super Bowl

Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson revealed today that God, creator of the universe, will call the plays for the Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX against the New England Patriots. ... Continue Reading →