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PICTURE: Jay Williams Tweets That Justin Bieber is “Inspiring” in Clear Cry for Help

When you attend Duke, Bieber’s levels of douchery don’t even register. Continue Reading →
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6 Charts Explaining the World Cup

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VIDEO: Tour de France Stage Winner Denied Kiss by Podium Girl

She wisely wants nothing to do with a man whose testicles are probably shrunken from years of PED use. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: LeBron James Coverage Hits Rock Bottom with Family Vacation Videos

Yep. Family vacation videos. MUST SEE family vacation videos. No satire can match ESPN’s reality. Continue Reading →
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Flowchart: How Legit is This NBA Free Agent Rumor?

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PICTURE: Brandon McCarthy, New Yankee, Isn’t a Big A-Rod Fan

MRSA, obviously.  Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Argentina Coach Alejandro Sabella Nearly Falls Over

That could have gotten … Messi. Continue Reading →
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Americans Slowly Getting Used to Using Their Hands Again as World Cup Fever Wanes

Life across the United States is slowly getting back to normal as the excitement of the U.S. soccer team’s World Cup stay begins to subside. Just passing observance of cities ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: KKK Night at the White Sox Game

We’re not hateful racists, we just got free white ponchos. Sure. Suuuuuurrrre. Continue Reading →
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Nation Eagerly Anticipates the Release of Johnny Manziel’s 4th of July Weekend Party Photos

With the July 4th holiday weekend set to begin across the United States, most Americans say they are actually more excited for the end of the weekend, which will no doubt see the release ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Cricket Batsman Hits Seagull Out of the Sky with Hit Ball

That counts for 13 wicket googley ickets, if you play by Parsnip Upon Queensbridge Rules. Continue Reading →
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10 World Cup-Inspired Slogans the MLS Should Try

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VIDEO: Gyrating Marlins Kid is Now Dancing with an Old Man

So this is what it’s come to, eh, Marlins? Continue Reading →