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Jesus Planning to Return for Derek Jeter’s Final Homestand

Jesus Christ, the son of God, member of the Holy Trinity, and Savior of the world, will reportedly make his triumphant return to Earth in order to see Derek Jeter’s final homestand ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Video of MMA Kid Includes World’s Greatest (Worst?) Internet Comment

Adult person John Smith could beat up a kid, okay? Don’t you forget it!  Continue Reading →
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20 NFL Things to be Happy About

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VIDEO: Here’s a Bear Dancing with a Golf Pin Flag

Bear > Tiger Continue Reading →
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Embattled Roger Goodell Issues Statement: “Hey, look over there!”

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, facing pressure from numerous organizations and high-profile media members in the wake of his handling of the Ray Rice case, issued a statement this ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: This Baltimore Ravens Wedding Cake Topper Was Actually for Sale on Etsy

It’s no longer for sale as of Wednesday, September 10th. That’s probably a good idea. Continue Reading →
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The Crappiest Fantasy Team in America: Week 1

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VIDEO: Auditions for AHL Adirondack Flames Mascot Have Major League Awkwardness

Mascot costumes were invented so fans couldn’t see the person dancing around like an idiot turning red from embarrassment. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Dodgers Make All the Errors on One Play

Life will not be complete until Magic Johnson weighs in on this play: “We couldn’t throw or catch the ball which in baseball is called errors.” Continue Reading →
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Real Transcript of Ray Lewis Responding to Question About Whether He’s Similar to Ray Rice

Suzy Kolber: The Ravens, as an organization, have cut [Ray Rice]. They’ve cut ties. They stood behind you. People will try to draw this comparison. How do you see that? Continue Reading →
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Ravens Release Joe Flacco After Seeing Video of Him Playing Football

The Baltimore Ravens have released quarterback Joe Flacco after video was released showing Flacco playing quarterback.  Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Sweaty Buffoon Chris Berman Has His Domestic Violence Speech Interrupted by AND THE PUNT IS BLOCKED

Got it, Chris Berman. We should punt all women. Continue Reading →
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NFL Announces New “Domestic Violence Awareness” Jerseys with 8% of Profits Going to Charity

Due to increased pressure from fans and media over the Ray Rice case, commissioner Roger Goodell announced this morning in a hastily arranged press conference that the league will begin ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Terry Bradshaw: “Would you want Arthur Blank coming down your face?”

No, Terry Bradshaw, I would not want Arthur Blank coming down my face. You make a good point. Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 1

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VIDEO: Pittsburgh Media Reports the Steelers Have a Wide Receiving Condom

Safe receiving always starts with a helmet/condom. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Antonio Brown Kung-Fu Kicks Browns Punter in Greatest NFL Play Ever

Nothing has ever captured the Steelers-Browns “rivalry” better. Continue Reading →
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NCAA Agrees to Pay All Athletes Except Big Ten Football Players

In a landmark decision this morning, the NCAA announced it has agreed to pay all Division I NCAA athletes between $5,000 and $15,000 each year, depending on the sport they play. But ... Continue Reading →