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10 World Cup-Inspired Slogans the MLS Should Try

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Flowchart: Who Should You Root for Now in the World Cup?

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B-E-L-G-I-U-M Acrostic for All the Ways Belgium is Dumb

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The 8 Hottest Heads of State of Nations Still Left in the World Cup

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Today’s Reader Hot Takes

On Mexico blowing a late lead against Netherlands to get eliminated from the World Cup … Continue Reading →
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10 Reasons Soccer is Un-American

1. George Washington never played soccer. In fact, none of our Founding Fathers played soccer.  Continue Reading →
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10 Keys to the U.S. Beating Germany

1. Take a lead and then don’t blow it with, like, 8 seconds left in the match like a bunch of stupid idiots. Continue Reading →
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World Cup Pickup Lines

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Does Your NBA Team Have a Chance to Sign LeBron James?

Atlanta Hawks: No.  Continue Reading →
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The 10 Coolest Features of the New SportsCenter Set

1. At the touch of a button, the entire set can instantly transform into the set of a 1974 game show to match the attire and references of Chris Berman. Continue Reading →
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If Other U.S. Pro Athletes Played Soccer … the U.S. Team Would be Horrible

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Pittsburgh Penguins Head Coach Application

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9 Officially Licensed Redskins Products That Honor Native Americans

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