Opinion

Item #1: Broncos TEBOW (15) Painted Key

Price: $7

Actual product description: “Are you a Tim Tebow fan? Add this key to your key chain and proclaim your support in everyday situations—even when all your other sports gear is in the wash!”

Should you buy one?: Yes! Look at that blue and orange marker craftsmanship! If you don’t buy one, you’ll crush the entrepreneurial spirit of the 4th grader who made this.

Ever hear a coach say something horrible and/or hilarious? Send your submissions to OverheardSP at gmail. Or submit for future editions about things overheard at a game, at the gym or terrible sports gifts you’ve received.

My high school basketball team was pretty good. One game we were playing poorly against an inferior team. Right at halftime we turn it over and they score to end the half. Usually at half coach would go somewhere to collect his thoughts before he talked to us. But this time he runs into the locker room and starts screaming at us, the Freshman try and walk in behind him and he kicks them all out.

On his way out he punts a trash can and spills trash all over the room. We are all stunned and don’t know what to do. He comes back in a few minutes later to give us a halftime talk, this time letting the Freshman come in with water. He walks in, sees the trash on the ground and turns to them and says, “Why the f*ck haven’t you cleaned this sh*t up yet?”

- Bradley

My high school soccer team was fairly terrible. My school had only had a soccer program for a few years and we got crushed by most of the teams in the area. One day our coach was attempting to teach us how to have better touch with the ball and he gathered us around in a circle and dumbed a bag of balls out on the field in front of us. He then announced: “Gentlemen, these are your balls. I want you to treat them like they are your balls. Do you kick your balls hard? No you are gentle with your balls. Now go treat your balls right.”

We remained a terrible soccer team, but I better understood how to put touch on the ball.

- Kevin

Yogi Berra and Mickey Mantle for Yoo-Hoo

No doubt Yogi Berra had a great Yogiism about his teammate fellating a kids’ drink.