Opinion 6 Helpful Tips on How to Avoid Being Posterized on an NBA Dunk
Tip #1 Don't get in the way of someone trying to dunk the basketball in the basket.
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Tip #2 Don't be significantly smaller than the person attempting to dunk.
Opinion The 25 Least Powerful People in Sports
The sports world has many powerful figures. Roger Goodell. David Stern. Phil Knight. Scott Boras. But the powerful can't be powerful if there aren't nearby powerless to crush.
From more than 70,000 votes, here is who you determined to be the sports world's most powerless.
25. Jason Garrett
What's most powerful about him: Not constrained by having a soul.
What's least powerful about him: Has completely tarnished the value of an Ivy League education.
24. Athletes who don't take PEDs
What's most powerful about them: Have a clear conscience.
What's least powerful about them: Lose all the time.
23. Fantasy sports columnists
What's most powerful about them: Can spell "rotisserie" without looking it up.
What's least powerful about them: Receive noogies from baseball sabermetric nerds.
22. Ozzie Canseco
What's most powerful about him: Not Jose Canseco.
What's least powerful about him: Not Jose Canseco.
Opinion Caught on Tape: NFL GMs and Coaches Discussing Free Agency
Exclusive transcripts of free agency discussions in front offices around the NFL.
New England Patriots
- Bill Belichick
I just got off the phone with Tom. He's really upset about Wes leaving.
- Intern
Uh-oh.
- Bill Belichick
Yeah, I've got to keep him happy. Ever since I forgot how to coach defense, he's all that's standing in between me and the unemployment line. Get me a list of all the available white receivers.
- Intern
Yes, sir.
[five minutes later]
- Intern
Here you go, Mr. Belichick.
- Bill Belichick
Whoa. There's one named "Danny?"
- Intern
Yes.
- Bill Belichick
And his last name is "Amendola?"
- Intern
Yes. So our fans will say "Amendoler."
- Bill Belichick
And he's definitely white?
- Intern
Yes, sir.
- Bill Belichick
Sign him immediately. Our fans will love him. How was he not on our team already?
- Intern
I don't know. Obvious oversight.
- Bill Belichick
I blame you. You're cut.
- Intern
I'm an unpaid intern.
- Bill Belichick
I'll re-sign you for half that.
- Intern
Umm okay.
- Bill Belichick
Welcome back. Now go get me our new white hero.












