Opinion The 5 Worst Kentucky Derby Fashion Disasters of 2013
5. Orb
Champion or not, the mud-splattered torso look appears sloppy, while Orb's tail looks short and tangled. A tacky Yum! logo on his shirt makes it even worse. Total fail.
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4. Revolutionary
The leather strapping about Revolutionary's face is white, brown and black. What a disaster. It's like wearing a black belt with white shoes. A total no-no.
Opinion Names of People Who Came in Dead-Last in NBA Awards Voting Since 2000
2000
MVP
Winner name: Shaquille O'Neal
Dead-last name: Darrell Armstrong
Most Improved Player
Winner name: Jalen Rose
Dead-last name: Bob Sura
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2001
MVP
Winner name: Allen Iverson
Dead-last name: Anthony Mason
Rookie of the Year
Winner name: Mike Miller
Dead-last name: Darius Miles
Most Improved Player
Winner name: Tracy McGrady
Dead-last name: Alvin Williams
Opinion 11 Kentucky Derby Drinks That Aren't the Mint Julep
Mint Julep "Jockey Style" 
Make a traditional Mint Julep. Except instead of a regular glass, use a thimble.
Elite Mint Julep
A favorite of the horse owners! Make a traditional Mint Julep using only the most expensive, name brand ingredients — including melted glacier water and flecks of real gold — and then drink it out of a poor person's skull.
Degenerate's Julep
Lose the last bit of your savings betting on a long-shot on a random race on a Tuesday night. Then pick a half empty Budweiser can out of the trash and drink it.
Calipari Julep
Pay for all of the best Mint Julep ingredients. Age them for one year — NO LONGER! Drink and then do it all over again.
Pitino Julep
Make the strongest Mint Julep you can. Chug it in 15 seconds or less. If you get really drunk and start misbehaving, just blame it on 9/11.
Brew of Barbaro
Collect the tears of a fat woman with lots of cats. Mix with horse blood and horse semen and drink it through a straw made from a hollowed-out equine leg bone.
Opinion 8 Famous Athletes and Celebrities Who Don't Look Anything Like Them
Lebron James and James Woods!
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Joe Flacco and Ann Curry!
Opinion What Your Favorite NHL Playoff Team Says About You
You would be honored to have a drunken Patrick Kane throw up on you.
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You struggle to understand a world in which Katy Perry is considered to be more famous and talented than Corey Perry.
Opinion Hilariously Positive News Stories About NFL Draft Picks Who Turned Out to be Busts
2006: "Perfect storm of events" blesses Arizona with Matt Leinart
Opinion The Top 10 Sort-of-Okay NFL Draft Picks Since 2000
#1 – Carson Palmer — 2003 No. 1 overall, Bengals
It may be hard to remember now, but Carson Palmer actually had a couple good seasons with the Bengals. He even quarterbacked them into the playoffs in 2005 and 2009 — pretty heady stuff for that organization. Was he great? No. Good even? Also, no. But Cincinnati could have done worse. (Other quarterbacks taken in the 1st Round in 2003: Byron Leftwich, Kyle Boller and Rex Grossman.) And on the way out of Cincinnati, he got the Bengals two high draft picks. All in all, Carson Palmer was a decidedly sort-of-okay draft pick.
#2 – LaVar Arrington — 2000 No. 2 overall, Redskins
LaVar Arrington was not a bust. He made three Pro Bowls in his first four seasons in the league. Then he just sort of disappeared and was out of football by 2007. No doubt you would like more out of a No. 2 overall pick, but Arrington didn't single-handedly sink his team or anything. His career was undeniably meh.
#3 – Cadillac Williams — 2005 No. 5 overall, Buccaneers
Williams best season came as a rookie when he averaged 4.1 yards per carry and ran for 1,178 yards. After that he was a serviceable, but injury-prone back and was arguably not much worse than the two backs picked ahead of him: Ronnie Brown and Cedric Benson. A very C+ pick by Tampa Bay.
