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May 6, 2013

Opinion The 5 Worst Kentucky Derby Fashion Disasters of 2013

5. Orb

Champion or not, the mud-splattered torso look appears sloppy, while Orb's tail looks short and tangled. A tacky Yum! logo on his shirt makes it even worse. Total fail.

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4. Revolutionary

The leather strapping about Revolutionary's face is white, brown and black. What a disaster. It's like wearing a black belt with white shoes. A total no-no.

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May 6, 2013

Opinion Names of People Who Came in Dead-Last in NBA Awards Voting Since 2000

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2000

MVP

Winner name: Shaquille O'Neal

Dead-last name: Darrell Armstrong

Most Improved Player

Winner name: Jalen Rose

Dead-last name: Bob Sura

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2001

MVP

Winner name: Allen Iverson

Dead-last name: Anthony Mason

Rookie of the Year

Winner name: Mike Miller

Dead-last name: Darius Miles

Most Improved Player

Winner name: Tracy McGrady

Dead-last name: Alvin Williams

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Poll Which will be the best show on the SEC Network?

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May 3, 2013

Opinion 11 Kentucky Derby Drinks That Aren't the Mint Julep

Mint Julep "Jockey Style"
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Make a traditional Mint Julep. Except instead of a regular glass, use a thimble.

Elite Mint Julep

A favorite of the horse owners! Make a traditional Mint Julep using only the most expensive, name brand ingredients — including melted glacier water and flecks of real gold — and then drink it out of a poor person's skull.

Degenerate's Julep

Lose the last bit of your savings betting on a long-shot on a random race on a Tuesday night. Then pick a half empty Budweiser can out of the trash and drink it.

Calipari Julep

Pay for all of the best Mint Julep ingredients. Age them for one year — NO LONGER! Drink and then do it all over again.

Pitino Julep

Make the strongest Mint Julep you can. Chug it in 15 seconds or less. If you get really drunk and start misbehaving, just blame it on 9/11.

Brew of Barbaro

Collect the tears of a fat woman with lots of cats. Mix with horse blood and horse semen and drink it through a straw made from a hollowed-out equine leg bone.

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May 1, 2013

Opinion 8 Famous Athletes and Celebrities Who Don't Look Anything Like Them

Lebron James and James Woods!

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Joe Flacco and Ann Curry!

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May 1, 2013

Opinion What Your Favorite NHL Playoff Team Says About You

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You would be honored to have a drunken Patrick Kane throw up on you.

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You struggle to understand a world in which Katy Perry is considered to be more famous and talented than Corey Perry.

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April 29, 2013

Opinion HONEST NFL.com Headlines: 2013 NFL Draft

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Filed Under   NFL   2013 NFL Draft
April 25, 2013

Opinion 2013 NFL Draft BINGO!

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April 25, 2013

Opinion Hilariously Positive News Stories About NFL Draft Picks Who Turned Out to be Busts

2006: "Perfect storm of events" blesses Arizona with Matt Leinart

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April 24, 2013

Opinion The Top 10 Sort-of-Okay NFL Draft Picks Since 2000

#1 – Carson Palmer — 2003 No. 1 overall, Bengals

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It may be hard to remember now, but Carson Palmer actually had a couple good seasons with the Bengals. He even quarterbacked them into the playoffs in 2005 and 2009 — pretty heady stuff for that organization. Was he great? No. Good even? Also, no. But Cincinnati could have done worse. (Other quarterbacks taken in the 1st Round in 2003: Byron Leftwich, Kyle Boller and Rex Grossman.) And on the way out of Cincinnati, he got the Bengals two high draft picks. All in all, Carson Palmer was a decidedly sort-of-okay draft pick.

#2 – LaVar Arrington — 2000 No. 2 overall, Redskins

LaVar Arrington was not a bust. He made three Pro Bowls in his first four seasons in the league. Then he just sort of disappeared and was out of football by 2007. No doubt you would like more out of a No. 2 overall pick, but Arrington didn't single-handedly sink his team or anything. His career was undeniably meh.

#3 – Cadillac Williams — 2005 No. 5 overall, Buccaneers

Williams best season came as a rookie when he averaged 4.1 yards per carry and ran for 1,178 yards. After that he was a serviceable, but injury-prone back and was arguably not much worse than the two backs picked ahead of him: Ronnie Brown and Cedric Benson. A very C+ pick by Tampa Bay.

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