- Very Unlikely - I'm probably going to watch Ricki Lake's interview with Floyd Landis instead
- Unlikely - I suspect watching two people talking about cycling is even less exciting than watching cycling
- Maybe - I usually have the Oprah Winfrey Network on in the background all day, so I'll probably catch some of it
- Likely - I want to see if Oprah gives away a year's supply of EPO to the studio audience
- Very Likely - I'm French and it will be the greatest moment in modern French history
Note: Refresh frequently as names will be dropped as new allegations and scandals emerge.
1. Michael Jordan*
2. Pete Sampras
3. Kerri Strug
4. Jeff Gordon's car
5. Aaron Sele
6. Willie Mays Hayes
7. Zubaz pants
8. NHL '94
9. maybe a bowler
10. Jaromir Jagr's mullet
11. Baseball commissioner Fay Vincent
12. Don Shula
14. Vin Scully
15. Rik Smits
16. Morten Andersen
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* Probably did steroids. He was too competitive not to.
#10 Rice Krispies
Hearing Rice Kripsies snap, crackle and pop in a bowl of milk is nice. But you haven't really heard them snap, crackle and pop until you've heard them do it in the juices of lovemaking.
Ever eat Kashi? That shit's nasty. Yeah, nasty. I like it nasty.
#8 Puffed Rice
It doesn't matter how much Puffed Rice you have, it's not enough. It doesn't satiate your hunger. You just want more. Puffed Rice is doin' it. Get it? Yeah. Sex and Puffed Rice are two things I always want more of.
Trix are for kids? Hell, no. Not the way I use them. Trix are very adult.