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October 28, 2010

Opinion How Some of Your Favorite Athletes Are Dressing Up for Halloween

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Filed Under   MLB   NFL   NCAAF   golf   racing
October 28, 2010

Opinion 7 Terrible Ideas for Sports Video Games

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Filed Under   video games
October 28, 2010

Opinion How to Make 6 Quick and Easy Halloween Sports Costumes

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Filed Under   NBA   MLB   NFL   NCAAF
November 9, 2012

Opinion If Your Office Issued Daily Injury Reports

OUT: David (flu), Kevin (hungover), Denise ("flu," but probably has an interview), Rick ("flu," but voice sounded way fake on his voice mail), Katie (personal day (explosive diarrhea?)), Luke (mental health day), Amy (huge zit between her eyes), intern (another abortion).

QUESTIONABLE: Mary (runner in her pantyhose), Felix (thinking of playing golf today since it's unseasonably warm), Jon (all his clothes are dirty), Sharon (cankles), Wanda (struggling to think of a reason to get out of bed), Darryl (sick, but knows he's close to getting fired as is and can't push it), Jen (is having, like, the worst day ever), Ryan (major herpes flare up).

PROBABLE: Roger (drunk), Dan (sick, but doesn't have high-speed internet at his apartment and wants to check out some stuff on YouTube), Lisa (flu, but could apparently give a crap about the rest of us), Bill (home life is terrible), boss (might accompany the intern to her abortion, but probably not).

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Filed Under   NFL   misc
October 25, 2010

Opinion Your OFFICIAL 2010-2011 NBA Pickup Lines

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Filed Under   NBA

Poll What's likely next for Brett Favre?

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Filed Under   NFL   Brett Favre   Minnesota Vikings
October 22, 2010

Opinion 7 Famous Sports Logo PhotoBombs

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Filed Under   NBA   MLB   NFL   NCAAF   NCAAB   NHL
October 22, 2010

Opinion Suggested College GameDay Sign of the Week

ESPN's College GameDay is in Columbia, Missouri this week for Oklahoma vs. Missouri.

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Filed Under   NCAAF   GameDay sign

October 22, 2010 Column Handicapper
Week 7

Handicapper runs every Friday on SportsPickle during the NFL season.

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1:00 p.m. ET

Pittsburgh at Miami (+3)

And now, poetry from everyone's favorite sensitive linebacker, James Harrison:

So deep and heartfelt, James. Well done.

My pick: Pittsburgh

Philadelphia at Tennessee (-3)

Andy Reid after last week's win: "This is a beautiful thing. When you're sitting here as a chubby head coach in the National Football League and you have two good quarterbacks, you're a happy guy."

A chubby guy? Come on, Reid. You tried to be self-deprecating and instead came off as someone in deep denial. You, sir, are morbidly obese. In fact, let me compare you — to scale — to someone who is actually chubby: Chubby from "Teen Wolf."

Again, to scale, and as you can see: at least 10 Chubby's make up one Andy Reid. Stop pretending we're as stupid as you are fat, Reid.

My pick: Tennessee

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Filed Under   NFL   Handicapper