November 29, 2010
Opinion God Responds to @StevieJohnson13 Via Twitter
Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson — or @StevieJohnson13 on Twitter — dropped a game-winning touchdown pass on Sunday against the Pittsburgh Steelers.
He then took to Twitter and pinned the drop on God:
God quickly responded:
November 29, 2010
Poll Who is best team in the NFL right now?
- Falcons (9-2) -- their rollicking, hip hop-infused school bus rides make them a tight bunch
- Saints (8-3) -- they started a little slow thanks to a Super Bowl hangover and also real hangovers thanks to some celebratory drink Jeremy Shockey made with cheap tequila
- Bears (8-3) -- Crap. I accidentally clicked the Bears. Is there a way to undo?
- Patriots (9-2) -- while Josh McDaniels carries out orders to create a diversion in Denver with SpyGate 2, Bill Belichick is putting the final touches on a volcano-top fortress death ray that can destroy major world cities
- Jets (9-2) -- I've been on their bandwagon since Hard Knocks, and I'll stick with them like I do every HBO show, even if they suck like Entourage
- Ravens (8-3) -- Joe Flacco is finally showing signs of maturation beyond unsightly hair growth
- Steelers (8-3) -- they are motivated to win one last Super Bowl before Roger Goodell outlaws tackling
- Chargers (6-5) -- Philip Rivers and the San Diego offense will break every record in history for a team that will lose again on the road in the playoffs to a cold weather team
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November 21, 2012
Opinion John Madden's Thanksgiving Turducken Recipe
Turducken. A chicken shoved in the ass of a duck shoved in the ass of a turkey. Mmmmmm. There's nothing better than turducken for Thanksgiving.
And no one knows turducken better than NFL legend John Madden. Here is how you prepare the holiday delicacy the Madden way.
November 22, 2010
Poll Who should be the next NFL coach to get fired?
- Mike Singletary -- his continued failures while wearing a cross necklace are extremely sacrilegious
- Josh McDaniels -- it's for the best; child labor is illegal anyway
- Marvin Lewis -- he has failed to develop Cincinnati's young talent into viable reality TV show participants
- Gary Kubiak -- who is Gary Kubiak?
- Norv Turner -- I've voted for him in polls like this since the mid-'90s and I'm not going to stop now
- Chan Gailey -- he never should have been hired, so it's sort of unfair to include him here
- Jim Schwartz -- his 4-22 start may seem magical in Detroit, but maybe someone else out there can do even better!
- Bill Belichick -- he's kind of a dick
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November 19, 2010
Opinion Suggested College GameDay Sign of the Week
ESPN's College GameDay is at Wrigley Field this week for Northwestern vs. Illinois.
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Picture Red Sox Fan Brian Apparently Has Interests Other Than Baseball
It could be a dildo. It could be Dustin Pedroia's bat. Who knows.
