Opinion 5 Things That Would Change If Donald Trump Owned the Mets
#1 – Dramatic Roster Cuts
#2 – New Equipment
Opinion Transcript from the Phillies' Starting Rotation Introductory Press Conference
Scene: The press room at the Phillies spring training facility.
- PR Director
Thanks to everyone for coming. Let's get started. I'd like to introduce you to our 2010 starting rotation — the Four Aces! — Roy Halladay, Roy Oswalt, Cliff Lee and Cole Hamels!
Everyone applauds.
- PR Director
Also, Joe Blanton is here.
Everyone points and laughs.
- PR Director
Okay, let's open it up for questions.
- Reporter 1
Joe, what's it like to be terrible?
Opinion 7 Athletes Who Unfortunately Released Their Own Scents
"Unbreakable" — by Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian
"There's something sexy about a couple sharing a scent," says Khloe Kardashian in the opening of the TV ad for Eau de Khlomar. "Soft, yet powerful. Strong, yet sensual." (Also: stanky, yet crusty. No one wants to bottle the "scent" that comes from "sexy." It's one of the main reasons we wash our sheets.)
Continues Odom: "That perfect mix of masculine and feminine."
WHAT?! Ohmigod. Odom doesn't know he's married to a dude. So that's why this is marketed as a "unisex" scent. It was a mystery before.
February 11, 2011 Column
Tweet of the Week
So you're not saying "no" to a RoboCop 2 statue?
February 10, 2011 Column
Overheard ...
The Gym: Issue #7
Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious at the gym? Send your submissions to OverheardSP at gmail. Or submit for future editions about the games.
One time I was with a bunch of my friends at the track. One runner went past us – he was wearing nothing but shorts, which were so tight on him that you could see everything about his crotch except the color of it. I nicknamed him the Arc, like Indiana Jones – if you look at it, your face will melt off. Or at least we all felt like it.
— Jeff
I was at the gym recently, and noticed a guy who constantly comes in, lifts at low weights, and screams incredibly loud while doing so. Anyways I was at the gym and he was attempting to shoulder shrug 50lbs when he spiked the weights off the ground and screamed: "I GO HARD IN THE PAINT!" The best part? He was a white, middle-aged, not listening to music, and being completely serious.
— Drew
