It was determined that Eli Manning is an elite quarterback earlier this season when someone discovered that you can't spell ELITE without ELI. This is perfect logic. It also begs the question: What other words have ELI in them and what do they tell us about Eli Manning?
elimination
ELImination = NFL teams do not want to face Eli Manning in the playoffs.
feline
fELIne = Eli Manning is a pussy.
"Deliverance"
dELIverance = Eli Manning is inbred and was raised by a family of hicks.
celibate
cELIbate = Eli Manning has never had sex.
belittle
bELIttle = Eli Manning's older brothers make fun of him.
believe
bELIeve = Eli Manning believes in ghosts and monsters and can't go to sleep without turning a nightlight on in his bedroom.
relieve
rELIeve = Eli Manning is incontinent and therefore relieves himself in adult diapers.
delicate
dELIcate = Eli Manning will break if you hit him too hard.
helium
hELIum = Eli Manning talks funny.
pelican
pELIcan = Eli Manning has an imaginary friend that is a talking pelican.
delinquent
dELInquent = Eli Manning doesn't pay his bills on time and therefore has a terrible credit score.
deli
dELI = Eli Manning enjoys roast beef sandwiches.
religion
rELIgion = Eli Manning is going to start a cult.
helicopter
hELIcopter = Eli Manning is a wingless aircraft.
Belize
BELIze = Helicopter Eli Manning will one day fly to the Central American country of Belize where he will establish his new religion in which believers worship elite deli meats and are forced to breathe helium and remain celibate. Their god will be a delicate pelican.
