The New York Post reported that Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter sends off his one-night stands with a gift bag including signed memorabilia. What a charmer! Here’s what some of Jeter’s Yankees teammates and fellow Yankee legends give their conquests …
Joba Chamberlain: gonorrhea
CC Sabathia: an expensive box of chocolates (mostly eaten)
A.J. Burnett: shaving cream pie and an overwhelming sense of regret
Jorge Posada: catching equipment that he doesn’t use anymore
Phil Hughes: a signed picture of Ian Kennedy
Brian Cashman: cash
Mariano Rivera: a DVD of Season 1 of TNT’s “The Closer”
Alex Rodriguez: a signed naked picture of himself, with multiple lipstick kiss marks all over the photo, as well as semen stains
David Wells: stolen Babe Ruth memorabilia
Jason Giambi: a gold thong (used, size XXXL)
Roger Clemens: Mindy McCready CD
Reggie Jackson: fossilized Reggie! bar
Yogi Berra: a book of Yogi Berra quotes about sex, including: “Sex is 90-percent foreplay, the other half is screwing” and “Tappin’ that ass is like deja vu all over again.”
