#10 The Billiken: St. Louis University
Ask any mascot and they'll tell you: a great confidence boost is not having a mascot that looks like it's trying to stifle vomit.
#9 Cobber: Concordia College
That is one pissed off cob of corn. Don't think you can get rid of him. He'll be back! In your stool.
#8 Pete the Peacock: Upper Iowa
UIU also has a campus in Malaysia, really, and is proud to have a Pete there, too. Really. They lamed up two continents with this thing.
#7 Stanford Tree: Stanford University
In all fairness, the Tree is Stanford's unofficial mascot. Their official mascot? They don't have one, which is almost lamer than having a tree as a mascot. Almost.
#6 Ephelia the Purple Cow: Williams College
Williams College isn't sure how the purple cow mascot came about. Here's a theory: lots of drugs.