10 Things Overheard Outside the NFL Negotiations

July 20, 2011

Let's hear what Dan Snyder thinks and then do the exact opposite. That will be the best possible decision.

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I'm not leaving this room until we get a deal done. And also because James Harrison is waiting outside the door to kill me.

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[Loud fart noise.] And there's plenty more where that came from if you refuse to agree to this provision.

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Hey, Roger – settle a bet for us. Do gingers have souls or not?

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… the Aristocrats!

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Ha! Yeah, the NBA is f—ked.

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I'm sorry. I missed much of what you just said. I'm trying to get through Level 5-7 on Angry Birds.

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I take cream AND sugar, Roger. Don't forget.

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What if we just split the difference by raising ticket prices and F-ing all the fans over? [loud applause]

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And that completes the 1st Round of our fantasy draft.

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