How deep is your love
I really need to learn
Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
If Albert Pujols hasn't said these exact words to Cardinals GM John Mozeliak about getting a new contract, he needs to right away before the "world of fools" "break them down." (coughCubsGMJimHendrycough)
Plus, the Bee Gees were really popular in the late '70s when Albert Pujols was in high school, so it's a perfect fit.
Nothing would terrify a pitcher more than seeing Cabrera gyrate to the plate with the bases full, mouthing "I don't think you're ready for this jelly."
Oh, I almost forgot, Creed works for this, too.