If Locals Got To Name Their MLB Teams

By Alex Watt / April 19, 2011

Toronto Blue Jays = Toronto Turf Hockeyists

Texas Rangers = Texas Mangers

Detroit Tigers = Detroit RoboCopTigers

Philadelphia Phillies = Philadephia P#%*!&@s

Boston Red Sox = Boston Dunkin’ Sox

Pittsburgh Pirates = Pittsburgh Base Steelers

Oakland Athletics = Oakland Apathetics

Arizona Diamondbacks = Arizona Nowetbacks

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Tampa Bay Rays = Tampa Bay It’s Not The Heat It’s The Humidities

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