While many of the players on the team were jealous of The Coach's Kid, mainly because they heard their parents say it was "all politics," it wasn't really the kid's fault. He was just obeying his dad. And his coach. And it's not like he had it easy. That fastbreak turnover in the season opener against Johnson Bros. Tires? He didn't get an allowance because of that for a year!
Yes, he was a multi-sport, crying athlete. The pansy Bo Jackson.
Yes, it was at your first biddy basketball practice, age 8, that you realized you had already learned to stereotype the entire world. Good job, society!
And, finally, with the other team taking pity on him, he scored an unguarded layup in the final minute (after missing it three times first). That lucky The Worst Player Ever. If the team had only run the offense through you like that for one game, you easily could have scored 8 or 9 points, paving the way for a multi-million dollar NBA career. IT'S ALL POLITICS!