JOB
D3: working at Father's construction company
D1: "working" at "Father's" "construction company"
GIRLS
D1: dating the current Ms. Alabama
D3: once got an HJ from the Ms. Guam 14th runner-up
CLASS
D3: taking 20 credits this semester
D1: no classes, but did take 20 credit cards this semester
RECRUITMENT PROCESS
D1: Games are attended by SEC coaches because he was on national AAU 12-and-Under championship team
D3: Games are attended by SEC coaches because he's on same team as DI prospect
ADMITTANCE TEST
D3: SAT Math and Verbal sections
D1: "Can you find planet Earth on this globe?"
POST-PLAYING CAREER PLANS
D1: Rich and famous professional athlete
D3: Sports-comedy article writer
