I'm not answering any more questions for the rest of this year. If it's an interview, I'm going to conduct it, so I'll answer my own questions, ask myself the questions and then give y'all the answers."
He was then cut by the Vikings.
Today, in Randy Moss' first interview since being released, Randy Moss sat down with Randy Moss.
- Randy
Thanks for taking the time to speak with me.
- Moss
Ain't no thang. You've been following me around all day. I finally decided to give in.
- Randy
Wait. I thought you were interviewing me.
- Moss
I thought I was interviewing you.
- Randy
You are. And I am. This is very confusing.
- Moss
Okay. Well, I guess we can both ask questions.
- Randy
Can we?
- Moss
Well played. You're clever.
- Randy
Not as clever as you.
- Moss
Again I'm confused.
- Randy
How did you feel about getting released by the Vikings?
- Moss
The Vikings? I don't care. They suck. And Brad Childress is a
- Randy
Moron?
- Moss
Exactly. It's like you're in my head.
- Randy
Well, I sent you the questions before the interview.
- Moss
And you're also in my head.
- Randy
I guess so!
- Moss
Are you worried that your NFL career might be over?
- Randy
Nah. And I don't control that sort of thing. I just have to be me, Randy Moss.
- Moss
Us, Randy Moss.
- Randy
Yes. But do you think your reputation will prevent you from getting an offer from another team?
- Moss
Wait, are you asking the questions now?
- Randy
Haven't I always been?
- Moss
Yes and no. I don't know.
- Randy
Answer the question.
- Moss
My reputation has been created by you people in the media. You've never had my best interests in mind.
- Randy
Oh, please.
- Moss
Nah, man. It's true. Your behavior has been terrible. Ripping coaches. Not trying. Complaining. Always putting your own interests above the team. You're the one who has created all of this for Randy Moss.
- Randy
That's not the media doing that. That's YOU!
- Moss
We are the media. What don't you understand?
- Randy
Everything. I don't understand everything. This is very confusing. But didn't we do this to ourselves?
- Moss
Stop pointing your finger at me! I've always been me! This interview is OVER! I'm not taking any questions from the media from now on!
- Randy
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- Moss
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- Randy
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- Randy
Are you hungry? I'm hungry. Maybe we should get a sandwich.
- Moss
No questions!
- Randy
Then I won't ask if you also just pissed your pants. I had to go before the interview started.
