- MC
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the act you've all been waiting for — longer than you expected; I apologize again for their late arrival — Reid and Miles!
- crowd
(applause)
Reid and Miles take the stage and begin their routine.
- Reid
So I tell ya, Miles, I've been watching a lot of these baseball playoffs.
- Miles
Ya have, have ya?
- Reid
I have indeed. And I say, these boys sure do have some peculiar names!
- Miles
I see. Well, you gonna tell me what they are, Reid?
- Reid
Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third …
- Miles
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- Reid
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- Miles
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- Reid
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- Miles
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- Reid
To get to the other side.
- Miles
What?
- Reid
To get to the other side I said.
- Miles
Other side of what?
- Reid
What is on second.
- Miles
Who?
- Reid
He's on first.
- Miles
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- Reid
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- Miles
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- Reid
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- Miles
Some guy walks into a bar.
- Reid
Sumgai is on the bench.
- Miles
No, he's in a bar.
- Reid
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- Miles
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- Reid
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- Miles
And the bartender says: "Why the long face?"
- Reid
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- Miles
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- Reid
Why isn't playing either.
- Miles
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- Reid
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- Miles
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- Reid
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- Miles
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- Reid
So the mother starts describing the family's act to the talent agent and she says the act is a family act and she goes into really graphic detail: "Well, I strip down naked and start having sex with my son and then as we're going at it my daughter and husband start 69-ing. And then the kids' grandparents show up and are all like: "Who wants to do us?"
- Miles
Who is on first?
- Reid
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- Miles
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- Reid
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- Miles
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- Reid
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- Miles
Wait, so what is on second?
- Reid
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- Miles
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- Reid
The Aristocrats!
- crowd
(boos)
End scene
